you’ve got a hold on my heart by hydrangeathursdays / @zouiam

Liam/Louis | T | 1.3 k

Louis thought his feelings for Liam were unrequited, but are they? Library books can tell you a lot about a person…

Written for @lilofest

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things lilo actually fr said to each other

-i love you the same from a million miles away as i do right next to you.

-spank me, liam.

-liam, you tease.

-we usually have a late night then sleep together.

-he convinces me to expirement.

-would i marry him? well i can’t as he’s taken right now.

-you’ve got me to cuddle, it’s fine.

-[watching naked attraction] would you go on?

-you look fit.

-i love him.

-i love this guy.

-you’re making me horny.

-tommo, how we feeling sunshine?

-louis tomlinson, how are you feeling today, you beautiful man?

-but you are the best at everything.

-i was a big friend of yours, liam.

-liam gets that point cos he’s damn sexy.

-well done, liam. you’ve been very sexy.

-the one thing i couldn’t live without is louis.

-louis would be there for me 100%.

-we only kiss each other behind closed doors, we don’t do that on stage.

-we should move in together, make it easy.

-[who did you last kiss] it was probably liam, right before we had time off.

-that was a love bite from louis tomlinson.

-you are so strong. [yeah i’ve been working out] i know.

-*stare at each other and forget the interview* what was the question again?

-you see, what a genius.

-i wanna feel your bum.

-that’s liam, he’s my favourite member.

-liam, you are the best member.

and that concludes the random things lilo ACTUALLY said to each other that i remember rn, ill add more later lol <3 bye

onedirectiom

justsomeguycore

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?